Good Guy Burglar
no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.
omfg this is even better.
The cops got an anonymous tip… Lol
but but but i neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed it
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
Illinois actually made a law saying that Pluto is still a plant
i was really hoping for an explanation..
When I get my own house…
I’d rather just have a nice big toolbox..